Dream Girl

On an ordinary day I spend at least an hour thinking about my ideal self. Who I would be if I made the effort to eat healthier, moisturize more, read books, yada yada.

IDEAL IMAN WAKES UP AT 7 AM EVERYDAY. (5:30 AM WOULD BE COOL BUT AIN’T NO ONE TRYNA SLEEP AT 8 PM)

GOES FOR A DAILY RUN/SOUL CYCLE/YOGA/ROCK CLIMBS/KICK BOXING

DRINKS GREEN JUICE

NEVER COMPLAINS OUT LOUD

HAS GLOWING SKIN

IS A MUA (I PRONOUNCE THIS MWAH! EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT’S WRONG)

IS ALWAYS WELL DRESSED

DOESN’T BELIEVE IN T-SHIRTS

HAS SOFT HANDS

HAS FRESH-PAINTED NAILS (CONTRARY TO THE CHIPPED RED NAILS I ALWAYS SEEM TO BE SPORTING)

IS A SIZE 2

IS HAIRLESS

READS THE NEWS EVERY DAY (AND NOT JUST E! NEWS)

WATCHES ALL THE LATEST MOVIES IN THEATERS (NOT MEGASHARE LMAO)

HAS A PURSE MAGICALLY FILLED WITH ALL LIFE’S ESSENTIALS

ALWAYS REPLIES TO TEXTS ON TIME

SENDS SWEET B-DAY TEXTS

MEAL PREPS ON SUNDAY’S

WRITES CARDS FOR FRIENDS WITH NICE CALLIGRAPHY (MY HANDWRITING SUCKS – THIS IS SO FAR FETCHED)

CAN MAKE GREAT CHAI

ALWAYS GIVES THE BEST GIFTS

NEVER WEARS WRINKLY CLOTHES – THE IRON IS YOUR FRIEND

HOSTS BOOK CLUB MONTHLY

HOSTS CHEESE PLATTER NIGHTS (THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO FEELS LIKE SHE IS SPLURGING WHEN BUYING KRAFT CHEESE CUBES)

ALWAYS HAS AN IPHONE CHARGER ON HER

PRAYS 5 TIMES A DAY

NEVER CRACKS A BAD JOKE

ALWAYS KNOWS THE LATEST MUSIC

ALWAYS HAS A WATER BOTTLE ON HER

HAS HAIR THAT ISN’T DEEP FRIED

ALWAYS HAS A BOOK ON HER

ALWAYS HAS CASH FOR VALET

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